ALL ONE OF A KIND PIECES. . .

You know how long is left on your clock. You have no time to waste. Stay up til your last days.

What shapes do you see in the clouds? I see a poo.

Grasping onto the fabric of reality while you feel yourself drifting away.

Red like a roosters wattle. Simplistic like a blade of grass. Notice how it doesn’t have any teeth??? That’s because it’s a REDNECK. Ain’t from around these parts this here collar. No siree.

A formal dinner requires one to wear formal attire such as a tuxedo or sometimes even a black vinyl collar with studded spikes.

Wear it loose while you’re getting loose because when you’re intoxicated your neck expands like a balloon full of nitros as you’re raving like it’s 1999.

With high visibility you can confidently weave through crowds and still be spotted by your people. So yellow it hurts.

It looks like a medieval torture device. It probably is. Or was. I do not condone the use of this choker as a medieval torture device.

Pyramid spikes crowd this choker. Glamorous and classy, a simple design. Make sure you sheeple and get roped in.

Thin and green. Green on green in fact. Green studs, on a green band. Get your green here.

Heaps of spikes. Heaps of em; different kinds, shapes and sizes. There is a hanging zip. A bit worn in and made years ago I guarantee a solid choker, although a bit of damage is seen around the clasp. Six adjustable sizes later and you have a one size fits pretty much all. Zip it.

Purple band and silver spikes for detailing. Three variations of studs. One of a kind design there will never be another Bruised Violet quite the same as this little ditty. 8 holes for size adjustment, strap it tight or wear it loose the choice is up to you.

With heightened senses this collar gives you infa red vision and glow in the dark eyes.

Billy didn’t get blazed for nothing. Defending the galaxy with a home made spaceship. He came back wearing this…

It’s a babe magnet, simple yet it will make everyone instantly infatuated with you. I think it’s the pink bits.

When you’re aiming to eat dirt, but you find yourself munching on some grass instead. Much like a cow.

Dancing is currently banned in some parts of Australia.
We must remain vigilant.

Buy it and I’ll weep.
Nah just kidding, Lap it up.

Make you run fast.

For any little spook.

Textured glints jutting from your neck. A solid piece and only one of its kind.

All up in that party scene, rockin it. Triple the colour choice to feast your eyes upon. Rave on.

Hail Satan. Piss on a church. Frollick in a cemetary. Amen.

A very intelligent neck adornment. It will enslave you and make you its bitch.

You wouldn’t want to cop a nasty bite from you wearing this.

That tree caught on fire. Wearing this collar you are so hot.

This collar will have all your friends eyeballs out. Sectioned on a skewer. Yum Yum Yum in the Tum Tum.